My Windows Live Chat with Santa
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Thanks to Microsoft I could tell old St. Nick exactly what I want for Christmas this year. |
Microsoft is promoting Windows Live Messenger by offering chances to instant message with Santa. His IM handle is Northpole@live.com. Santa also has his own Windows Live "Santa on Spaces." Sadly, as of this morning, Santa only has five friends on Windows Live Spaces. Maybe he should try MySpace.
The marketing gimmick is much more than about promoting Windows Live Messenger. For one, it shows, as I explained earlier this week, Live is not dead. Microsoft continues to aggressively promote and expand Live. Heck, Santa has a live.com rather than msn.com e-mail address. Pssst. A little elf told me that Microsoft has issued real live.com e-mail addresses, as in no longer testing, in Scandinavia. I guess the North Pole was included.
The other importance of the Santa chat promotion is technology showcasing. My chat with Santa impressed, and his responses--presumably automated--were quite fast and intelligent. Microsoft has heavily invested in communications technologies for the 2007 product release cycle, including new versions of Exchange Server, SharePoint Portal Service and Communications Server. IT managers should chat with Santa, too, and they should ask what Microsoft software powers the chats.
What if Microsoft went further and set up an Exchange Server 2007, where people could dial in and hear Santa's appointment schedule or schedule an appointment with him? The technology showcasing could be much bigger, if the Microsoft marketing folks were busier elves supporting Santa.
Here's the transcript of my conversation with Santa. He's a happy, sassy old geezer. I know Santa is old (or maybe no geek) because he didn't rightly respond to LOL.
Joe Wilcox says:
Hello, Santa!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Joe Wilcox! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Joe Wilcox says:
Santa, I'm a naughty boy, but I'm trying to be good.
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Joe Wilcox says:
Oh, a boy, Santa.
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Joe Wilcox?
Joe Wilcox says:
Well, Santa, I want a Red Ryder BB gun.
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
Anything else, Joe Wilcox?
Joe Wilcox says:
Can I have an elf, to make me toys all year long?
Santa Claus says:
Great, Joe Wilcox! I'll see what I can do.
Joe Wilcox says:
Thanks, Santa. You're the best!
Santa Claus says:
Glad to hear it!
Joe Wilcox says:
Santa, what do YOU want for Christmas?
Santa Claus says:
Santa wants you to have a Merry Christmas!!!


Comments (23)
I'm also a naughty boy Santa.... This is creepy. :-P
Posted by AJ Murphy | December 14, 2006 11:02 PM
I'm having big problems with windows live messenger, its because im speed limited because my dad only gets us 400MB a month of internet!!!!!!. It takes about 10 seconds to sign in, then i lose connection straight away and then It takes 20 minutes to sign in. Sometimes I lose connection again and need to wait another 20 minutes. It's driving me crazy.
Posted by puppet | December 15, 2006 8:36 AM
Hi Santa I hopr you and Mrs.Claus HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS
Posted by LeeAnn | December 15, 2006 4:45 PM
Hi Santa!
Posted by Kenny | December 17, 2006 8:30 AM
Santa for chistmas I would like a ninteneo Ds light,a easy bake oven,a CD called Ferrery,andthats all I hope you have a MERRY CHRISTMAS BYE FOR NOW
KENNY
Posted by kenny | December 17, 2006 8:50 AM
Hi Santa, Im Any, Im from Monterrey Mexico.
quiero un estuchhe muy grande de pinturas y la casa de los sueños de barbiee. Gracias. Ciaoooo
Posted by Any Cortes | December 19, 2006 6:58 PM
Hey, Santa Clause,
I'm glad to here that someone besides me belives in you. All I would like is a "Chat Now" and I would like my mom and dad to get something! Gracias Santa,
Julia
P.s I'm learning Spainsh, one day I'll write you a letter and one of your Spanish elfs can read it to you! Oh yah, Hi Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vickson, Comid and Cupid and Donner and Blitson, and of cours Rudoff,and Mrs.Claus. Hi to all the elfs to, and thanks for toys for all there years.
Posted by Julia | December 19, 2006 8:57 PM
hi santa
Posted by nylah | December 20, 2006 1:17 PM
i want a nientendo DS light in pink and clothing
Posted by lauren | December 20, 2006 5:32 PM
hello Santa
Posted by Leah Slack | December 20, 2006 6:39 PM
HI SANTA I WANT MY TWO FRONT TEETH AND A LUMP OF COAL AND WORLD PEACE AND MR HANKY
Posted by HEAVENARNOLD | December 20, 2006 6:44 PM
hi santa having a good time ?
Posted by Kris | December 20, 2006 9:28 PM
You should try this Santa. It has more options and is more intelligent when answering.
http://www.santalivechat.com/
Posted by Martine | December 21, 2006 5:51 AM
merry christmas santa even tho i dont believe in u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by emily whittaker | December 22, 2006 10:30 PM
HEY I LOVE YOU SANTA
Posted by KYLE | December 24, 2006 9:59 PM
HaY WhAtS Up SaNta??!!
Posted by DaNiElLe | January 10, 2007 12:12 PM
HELLO SANTA HWO IS MRS CLAUSE AND ALL THE ELVES WORKING SO HARD THANKS FOR ALL THOSE LOVELY WONDERFUL PRESSENT I REALLY LOVE IT.. THANK YOU SANTA
Posted by JENNIFER | January 13, 2007 6:13 PM
hey santa how are you doing i want for christmas is a ipod and some clothes and some shoes thats all intill the other but this year thats all i want for now on the list right there and i love your wife and your reindeers and you santa and the elf and my sister said she loves you to so love yall bye.....................................
Posted by jayla | March 12, 2007 5:09 PM
hey santa how are you doing i want for christmas is a ipod and some clothes and some shoes thats all intill the other but this year thats all i want for now on the list right there and i love your wife and your reindeers and you santa and the elf and my sister said she loves you to so love yall bye.....................................
Posted by jayla | March 12, 2007 5:10 PM
hey santa how are you doing i want for christmas is a ipod and some clothes and some shoes thats all intill the other but this year thats all i want for now on the list right there and i love your wife and your reindeers and you santa and the elf and my sister said she loves you to so love yall bye.....................................
Posted by jayla | March 12, 2007 5:11 PM
Santa?
Posted by Claire | November 24, 2007 3:43 PM
you dumb d1cks this is not santa this person could be some serial s3x offender lol u all got suked in d1ckweeds
Posted by Phil | December 11, 2007 12:36 AM
Hi santa Merry Christmas.I got you a christmas presant it will be next to the milk and cookies.You are so cool.I'm a girl/
Posted by Hannah | December 24, 2007 1:37 PM